Cesidian calendar

The Cesidian calendar is a new calendar conceived by Kaisiris Tallini, aka Cesidio Tallini, and having 14 months. The calendar has generated other cultural offshoots like a Martian calendar, as well as a new astrology and astronomy. The Cesidian calendar is superior to the Gregorian calendar in many ways.

Cesidian calendar weekdays

There are 7 days in a Cesidian calendar week, as well as 2 irregular or special days:

Day of the Week	Abbreviation	Notes
Jeuday^[1]	Φ	Pronounced "Jew-day", from the French jeudi + the English "day". The French jeudi in turn comes from the Latin Jovis Dies, meaning "Jupiter's Day". Also known as "Messiah Day", it is the Cesidian Sabbath. In 2022 the Cesidian Sabbath will fall on Gregorian Saturdays.
Saturnday^[2]	Χ	Day of Saturn (first day of work).
Uranday	Δ	Day of Uranus (day devoted to projects, inventions, high technology).
Neptunday^[3]	Ψ	Day of Neptune (day devoted to dreaming, prayer, contemplation).
Plutoday	Ρ	Day of Pluto (day of sex or sharing, and day for honouring holy souls among the dead).
Mercuday	Μ	Day of Mercury (day devoted to letter, article, or essay writing, to communications in general).
Venusday	Π	Day of Venus (day devoted to beauty, harmony, love, affection, shopping and hedonism).
Earthday/Marsday	Τ/Γ	Irregular days: Earthday is the last day of the year, and Marsday is a Leap Year Day. Day of Earth, and Day of Mars. The first has the same symbolism as the popular environmental "Earthday", and the second is actually a day devoted to peace, not to war.

Cesidian calendar months

The number of Cesidian calendar months are 14:

Cesidian Month	Abbreviation
Archimedes	A
Beethoven	B
Columbus	C
Dalí	D
Edison	E
Fleming	F
Gandhi	G
Hokusai	H
Isaiah	I
Jung	J
Kurosawa	K
Lagrange	L
Montessori^[4]	M
Nureyev	N

Cesidian calendar years

The years in the Cesidian calendar are assumed to start on 1 January of the Gregorian calendar, and the same CE (Common Era) and BCE (Before Common Era) year numbering system is used as in the Gregorian calendar.

It should be noted that the Cesidian Calendar was first used officially on 15 November 1997 [T2Ψ07M1997]. Since its official introduction, therefore, Jeuday has occurred on a Sunday in 2006 and 2017, and will occur again in 2023.

A primitive form of the Cesidian Calendar was developed in 1993, and a more advanced form was already alive in May 1996.

Cesidian calendar developments are still occurring. For example, the "Single's Day" holiday was introduced into the Cesidian calendar on 11 November 2021 [S2Π03M2021], and the first "Ectopolitans Day" and "Ectohomes' Day" holidays will be celebrated on 13 May 2022 [S1Π03F2022] and 23 August 2022 [H2Ψ01J2022] respectively.

Cyberterra Mean Time standard and format

Cesidians may use either the Gregorian calendar, or the Cesidian calendar.

They may use standard local times, or the Cyberterra Mean Time standard or format.

The convention for the Gregorian calendar, plus the Cyberterra Mean Time standard, which in practice is called the Cyberterra Mean Time standard (CMTs), is as follows.

The day of Monday, 21 March 2022, is expressed in the most comprehensive form as:

day Monday — date 21.03.2022 — week 12

So Cesidians use the dd.mm.yyyy date form for Gregorian calendar dates, like 26 countries around the world such as Belgium, Germany, Israel, Norway, the Russian Federation, Switzerland, Turkey, and others.^[5]

The form above for the current Cyberterra Mean Time standard (CMTs), is immediately accessible through this shortened URL:

https://bit.ly/37CRLGA

The day in the Gregorian calendar mentioned above is, in turn, also available in the Cesidian calendar form.

The convention for the Cesidian calendar, plus the Cyberterra Mean Time format, which in practice is called the Cyberterra Mean Time format (CMTf), is as follows.

The day of Monday, 21 March 2022 in the Gregorian calendar, is expressed in the Cesidian calendar, and Cyberterra Mean Time format, as the abbreviated Cesidian week, the abbreviated Cesidian calendar day of the week, the Cesidian calendar date, followed by the time in millidays, as follows:

L1Δ02D2022•705

This abbreviated notation stands for the week L1, the day of Uranday (Δ), the date of 2 Dalí 2022 (02D2022), and time of 705 millidays.

The form above for the current Cyberterra Mean Time format (CMTf), is immediately accessible through this shortened URL:

https://bit.ly/3ImHQ4R

Cesidian calendar in long form

This is what the Cesidian calendar looks like in long form:

Archimedes `Φ Χ Δ Ψ Ρ Μ Π` `1 2 3 4 5 6 7` `8 9 10 11 12 13 14` `15 16 17 18 19 20 21` `22 23 24 25 26`	Hokusai `Φ Χ Δ Ψ Ρ Μ Π` `1 2 3 4 5 6 7` `8 9 10 11 12 13 14` `15 16 17 18 19 20 21` `22 23 24 25 26`
Beethoven `Φ Χ Δ Ψ Ρ Μ Π` `1 2` `3 4 5 6 7 8 9` `10 11 12 13 14 15 16` `17 18 19 20 21 22 23` `24 25 26`	Isaiah `Φ Χ Δ Ψ Ρ Μ Π` `1 2` `3 4 5 6 7 8 9` `10 11 12 13 14 15 16` `17 18 19 20 21 22 23` `24 25 26`
Columbus `Φ Χ Δ Ψ Ρ Μ Π` `1 2 3 4` `5 6 7 8 9 10 11` `12 13 14 15 16 17 18` `19 20 21 22 23 24 25` `26`	Jung `Φ Χ Δ Ψ Ρ Μ Π` `1 2 3 4` `5 6 7 8 9 10 11` `12 13 14 15 16 17 18` `19 20 21 22 23 24 25` `26`
Dalí `Φ Χ Δ Ψ Ρ Μ Π` `1 2 3 4 5 6` `7 8 9 10 11 12 13` `14 15 16 17 18 19 20` `21 22 23 24 25 26`	Kurosawa `Φ Χ Δ Ψ Ρ Μ Π` `1 2 3 4 5 6` `7 8 9 10 11 12 13` `14 15 16 17 18 19 20` `21 22 23 24 25 26`
Edison `Φ Χ Δ Ψ Ρ Μ Π` `1` `2 3 4 5 6 7 8` `9 10 11 12 13 14 1516 17 18 19 20 21 22` `23 24 25 26`	Lagrange `Φ Χ Δ Ψ Ρ Μ Π` `1` `2 3 4 5 6 7 8` `9 10 11 12 13 14 1516 17 18 19 20 21 22` `23 24 25 26`
Fleming `Φ Χ Δ Ψ Ρ Μ Π` `1 2 3` `4 5 6 7 8 9 10` `11 12 13 14 15 16 17` `18 19 20 21 22 23 24` `25 26`	Montessori `Φ Χ Δ Ψ Ρ Μ Π` `1 2 3` `4 5 6 7 8 9 10` `11 12 13 14 15 16 17` `18 19 20 21 22 23 24` `25 26`
Gandhi `Φ Χ Δ Ψ Ρ Μ Π Γ` `1 2 3 4 5` `6 7 8 9 10 11 12` `13 14 15 16 17 18 19` `20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27`	Nureyev `Φ Χ Δ Ψ Ρ Μ Π Τ` `1 2 3 4 5` `6 7 8 9 10 11 12` `13 14 15 16 17 18 19` `20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27`

Cesidian calendar in business card form

This is what the Cesidian calendar looks like in business card form:

CESIDIAN CALENDAR

Archimedes
Hokusai
Φ Χ Δ Ψ Ρ Μ Π
1 2 3 4 5 6 7
8 9 10 11 12 13 14
15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26

Beethoven
Isaiah
Φ Χ Δ Ψ Ρ Μ Π
1 2
3 4 5 6 7 8 9
10 11 12 13 14 15 16
17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26

Columbus
Jung
Φ Χ Δ Ψ Ρ Μ Π
1 2 3 4
5 6 7 8 9 10 11
12 13 14 15 16 17 18
19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26

Dalí
Kurosawa
Φ Χ Δ Ψ Ρ Μ Π
1 2 3 4 5 6
7 8 9 10 11 12 13
14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26

Edison
Lagrange
Φ Χ Δ Ψ Ρ Μ Π
1
2 3 4 5 6 7 8
9 10 11 12 13 14 1516 17 18 19 20 21 22
23 24 25 26

Fleming
Montessori
Φ Χ Δ Ψ Ρ Μ Π
1 2 3
4 5 6 7 8 9 10
11 12 13 14 15 16 17
18 19 20 21 22 23 24
25 26

Gandhi
Nureyev
Φ Χ Δ Ψ Ρ Μ Π
1 2 3 4 5
6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19
20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Marsday
Earthday


         27

Trilingual Cesidian calendar nomenclature

The Cesidian calendar in Ectoenglish, Ectoitalian, and Interlingua:

Cesidian Calendar Calendario Cesidiano/Cesidian
Cesidian Day	Giorno Cesidiano	Die Cesidian
Jeuday^[6] Saturnday Uranday Neptunday Plutoday Mercuday Venusday Earthday Marsday	giudì^[7] saturndì urandì nettundì plutodì mercoledì venerdì terradì martedì	jeudi^[8] saturndi urandi neptundi plutodi mercuridi venerdi terradi martedi
Cesidian Month	Mese Cesidiano	Mense Cesidian
Archimedes Beethoven Columbus Dalí Edison Fleming Gandhi Hokusai Isaiah Jung Kurosawa Lagrange Montessori Nureyev	archimede beethoven colombo dalí edison fleming gandhi hokusai isaia jung kurosawa lagrange montessori nureyev	archimedes beethoven columbo dali edison fleming gandhi hokusai isaia jung kurosawa lagrange montessori nureyev

Use of the Cesidian calendar today

Today the Cesidian calendar is used primarily by Cesidians.

Cesidians practise Cesidianism, which is not a religion. Cesidianism is an interdisciplinary set of concepts or thought patterns, including distinct and verified theories, research methods, postulates, and standards, so Cesidianism is a new paradigm in its own right. More precisely, Cesidianism is a spiritual, theological, legal, philosophical and scientific paradigm, while religions are mainly mythological, legal, and sometimes ethical paradigms, and unfortunately they exist primarily because they help, or assist, those in power — rarely actual aristocrats, because today these have degenerated into mere plutocrats.

Ladybug-y2k-plus-19 — The Y2K+19 religious bug article: http://5wcwiki.pbworks.com/w/page/147422988/Y2K%20plus%2019%20bug

The Cesidian calendar has also produced cultural offshoots, from a Martian calendar; to Bucksfanian astrology (a 14-sign tropical astrology system); to the Cyberterra Mean Time (CMT) format, which is a combination of Cesidian calendar date and "millidays" — similar to Swatch Internet Time. It should be noted that the Cyberterra Mean Time standard, on the other hand, is simply the UTC + 1 hour standard, with no daylight saving or summer time observed throughout the year.

There used to be a system of multi-faith holidays in use with the Cesidian calendar, but since certain aspects of Christianity were discovered to be complete fabrications, and thus no more respectable than Graeco-Roman pagan myths, currently only Cesidian holidays, fasts, and Homomessianic saint days are observed through the Cesidian calendar.

It should be noted that Cyberterra Mean Time (CMT) — unlike the Biel Mean Time (BMT) system which was proposed by the Swiss company Swatch — is actually based on the Cyberterra Meridian, a place whose GEO coordinates are 43°0'0" North and 15°0'0" East. This corresponds to an actual point on the Earth's surface, which despite being in the middle of the Adriatic Sea, has actually been visited in the past by humans.

Cesidian calendar comparisons

Event	Gregorian (CMT)^[9]	Cesidian^[10]	Curiosity Earth day^[11]
Birth of 'Cesidio Tallini' enatonym	10.05.1962	S1Ψ26E1962•229	-18349^[12]
Fifth World Wiki started	12.08.2006	F2Φ10I2006•309	-2184^[13]
Start of Mars Science Laboratory (MSL) mission	05.08.2012	E2Π09I2012•208	0
Founding of Paradiplomatic Affairs	24.05.2013	U1Ψ14F2013•712	292
Birth of 'Kaisiris Tallini' ectonym	03.09.2013	K2Ψ22J2013•460	394
Kaisiris Tallini de facto ectopolitan	04.06.2017	W1Φ25F2017•015	1763
Start of Cesidian revolution (linguistic change)	29.12.2020	Z2Π30N2020•020	3068
'Ectopolitan' ectonym coined	01.01.2021	A1Φ01A2021•247	3071
Start of Cesidian Era (holoscientific shift)	03.02.2021	E1Μ08B2021•794	3104
Kaisiris Tallini de jure ectopolitan	02.04.2021	N1Φ14D2021•712	3162
Start of Cesidian Age (paradigm change)	14.03.2022	K1Δ21C2022•718	3508
'Holoscientific' ectonym coined	03.04.2022	N1Χ15D2022•065	3528
Ectopolitan Wiki started	06.04.2022	N1Ρ18D2022•346	3531
First legal document certifying ectopolitan status	04.07.2022	A2Δ03H2022•727	3620
The Far High Theory (ectoscientific concept)	27.07.2022	D2Ρ26H2022•858	3643
Anti-Irenaeus of Smyrna 'daimonological'	14.08.2022	G2Χ18I2022•924	3661
'Enatopolitan' ectonym coined	21.09.2022	L2Ρ04K2022•651	3699
'Enatonym' ectonym coined	22.09.2022	L2Μ05K2022•969	3700
Quadrialistic paradigm for ectolanguages	24.09.2022	M2Φ07K2022•100	3701
'Paranym' and 'Epinym' ectonyms coined	28.09.2022	M2Ρ11K2022•853	3706
Quadrialistic holoscientific/ectoscientific paradigm	09.10.2022	O2Χ22K2022•124	3717
Extension of Paradiplomatic Affairs abbreviations	03.11.2022	R2Μ21L2022•869	3742

**Curiosity (rover): landed in *Aeolis Palus*, Gale crater, Mars, on 06.08.2012 Gregorian (CMT); F2Φ10I2012•272 Cesidian; and Curiosity Earth day 1.**

Articles

The evidence age is a highly insignificant number, by MT Kaisiris Tallini, Fifth World Community Wiki, 19 March 2021
The Copernican revolution is pre-ectohistory, by MT Kaisiris Tallini, Fifth World Community Wiki, 6 April 2021
The bullshit United Nations observances, by MT Kaisiris Tallini, Fifth World Community Wiki, 30 April 2021
The Fleming 2021 Declaration, by MT Kaisiris Tallini, Fifth World Community Wiki, 14 May 2021
The 2,000-year-old lies are no longer hidden, by MT Kaisiris Tallini, Fifth World Community Wiki, 15 May 2021
Santo subito: non-Homomessianic saints, by MT Kaisiris Tallini, Fifth World Community Wiki, 2 August 2021
Happy Single's Day 2021!, by MT Kaisiris Tallini, Fifth World Community Wiki, 11 November 2021
About the names Cesidio and Kaisiris, by MT Kaisiris Tallini, Fifth World Community Wiki, 12 November 2021
The 14 Cesidian calendar holidays, by MT Kaisiris Tallini, Fifth World Community Wiki, 22 November 2021
Quasi santo: a potential 7th Cesidian saint, by MT Kaisiris Tallini, Fifth World Community Wiki, 22 December 2021
Cesidian Hanukkah 2021, by MT Kaisiris Tallini, Fifth World Community Wiki, 23 December 2021
Enhancing Numerology through name changes, and the Cesidian calendar, by MT Kaisiris Tallini, Fifth World Community Wiki, 25 December 2021
The Y2K+19 religious bug, by MT Kaisiris Tallini, Fifth World Community Wiki, 1 January 2022
Centimilliday introduced into Cyberterra Mean Time format, by MT Kaisiris Tallini, Fifth World Community Wiki, 15 March 2022
Good people always holier than any government, by MT Kaisiris Tallini, Ectowiki, 8 June 2022

References

The Cesidian Root: A bizarre peek at the world wide weird, by Sasha Bogursky, FoxNews.com, 29 February 2012.

External links

Citations

↑ Originally was "Juday", coming from the English "Jupiter" + "day". It was changed to Jeuday on 20 April 2006 [P1Ρ06E2006], which comes from the French jeudi + the English "day", on the suggestion of linguist Adalbert Kowal. He made the interesting observation that the French form for "Jupiter's Day" was better, since it alludes to the Ludi Romani, a religious festival in ancient Rome held to the honour of Jupiter, whose temple was dedicated on 13 September 509 BCE. The French form of the word not only is a derivative of the Latin Jovis Dies ("Jupiter's Day"), but also alludes to the fact that "Jupiter's day" in Rome, jeudi in French, was a big dies ludi, a day when a great variety of state-funded entertainments that were available for all. This was clearly more suggestive of the Sabbath function of this day in the Cesidian calendar, and so the change to the French form of the word seemed more apt.
↑ Originally was "Saturday", but was changed to Saturnday on 16 April 2006 [P1Φ02E2006] to differentiate it from the Gregorian day which also stands for the Sabbath of the Jews and several Christian sects. The Italian sabato, and the Interlingua sabbato, were also changed to differentiate the Cesidian second day of the week from the Jewish Sabbath ("Seventh Day" in Hebrew).
↑ Originally was "Neptuday", but was changed to Neptunday on 13 July 2005 [B2Ρ12H2005], thanks to an intelligent multilingual suggestion by Alberto Mardegan.
↑ Originally the name of the month was "Muhammad", but the month's name was changed to Montessori on 2 December 2005 [V2Π24M2005], through a calendar reform process. This became necessary to avoid serious problems that may have occurred through extensive Cesidian calendar use.
↑ Date format by country (Wikipedia): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Date_format_by_country.
↑ Originally was "Juday", giovedì, and jovedi in English, Italian, and Interlingua respectively, but was changed to Jeuday, giudì, and jeudi on 20 April 2006 [P1Ρ06E2006] to the French form of the Jovis Dies ("Jupiter's Day") on the suggestion of linguist Adalbert Kowal, since this the French jeudi also alludes to "Jupiter's Day" being a dies ludi during Roman times, a day when a great variety of state-funded entertainments were available for all. This was clearly more suggestive of the Sabbath function of this day in the Cesidian calendar, and so the change to the French form of the word seemed more apt. The English Jeuday and the Italian giudì are respectively Anglicised and Italianised forms of the French jeudi, while the Interlingua form jeudi, is straight from the French.
↑ Ibidem.
↑ Ibidem.
↑ Date according to Cyberterra Mean Time (CMT) standard, or UTC+1 hour, and date expressed in dd.mm.yyyy form.
↑ Date according to Cyberterra Mean Time (CMT) format.
↑ Data derived from Calculate Mars Mission Sol dates website. Calculator's program set a Curiosity sol day of "0", or zero, for the date and time of "Sun 5 August 2012 4:00:00 GMT". However, the actual landing on Mars time of Curiosity should have been set for the date and time of "Mon 6 August 2012 5:32:00 GMT". Also to be noted, the data here is measured in Earth days, not actual Mars sols. The Wikipedia Curiosity (rover) article gives the approximate number of current Mars sols, and Earth days, Curiosity has been active since its landing, but you need to purge the page first to ensure accurate numbers. The real time number of Martian sols clock, however, can be found on the Mars Clock by James Tauber website.
↑ Pre-Curiosity Mars rover era.
↑ Ibidem.

[1] Originally was "Juday", coming from the English "Jupiter" + "day". It was changed to Jeuday on 20 April 2006 [P1Ρ06E2006], which comes from the French jeudi + the English "day", on the suggestion of linguist Adalbert Kowal. He made the interesting observation that the French form for "Jupiter's Day" was better, since it alludes to the Ludi Romani, a religious festival in ancient Rome held to the honour of Jupiter, whose temple was dedicated on 13 September 509 BCE. The French form of the word not only is a derivative of the Latin Jovis Dies ("Jupiter's Day"), but also alludes to the fact that "Jupiter's day" in Rome, jeudi in French, was a big dies ludi, a day when a great variety of state-funded entertainments that were available for all. This was clearly more suggestive of the Sabbath function of this day in the Cesidian calendar, and so the change to the French form of the word seemed more apt.

[2] Originally was "Saturday", but was changed to Saturnday on 16 April 2006 [P1Φ02E2006] to differentiate it from the Gregorian day which also stands for the Sabbath of the Jews and several Christian sects. The Italian sabato, and the Interlingua sabbato, were also changed to differentiate the Cesidian second day of the week from the Jewish Sabbath ("Seventh Day" in Hebrew).

[3] Originally was "Neptuday", but was changed to Neptunday on 13 July 2005 [B2Ρ12H2005], thanks to an intelligent multilingual suggestion by Alberto Mardegan.

[4] Originally the name of the month was "Muhammad", but the month's name was changed to Montessori on 2 December 2005 [V2Π24M2005], through a calendar reform process. This became necessary to avoid serious problems that may have occurred through extensive Cesidian calendar use.

[5] Date format by country (Wikipedia): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Date_format_by_country.

[6] Originally was "Juday", giovedì, and jovedi in English, Italian, and Interlingua respectively, but was changed to Jeuday, giudì, and jeudi on 20 April 2006 [P1Ρ06E2006] to the French form of the Jovis Dies ("Jupiter's Day") on the suggestion of linguist Adalbert Kowal, since this the French jeudi also alludes to "Jupiter's Day" being a dies ludi during Roman times, a day when a great variety of state-funded entertainments were available for all. This was clearly more suggestive of the Sabbath function of this day in the Cesidian calendar, and so the change to the French form of the word seemed more apt. The English Jeuday and the Italian giudì are respectively Anglicised and Italianised forms of the French jeudi, while the Interlingua form jeudi, is straight from the French.

[7] Ibidem.

[8] Ibidem.

[9] Date according to Cyberterra Mean Time (CMT) standard, or UTC+1 hour, and date expressed in dd.mm.yyyy form.

[10] Date according to Cyberterra Mean Time (CMT) format.

[11] Data derived from Calculate Mars Mission Sol dates website. Calculator's program set a Curiosity sol day of "0", or zero, for the date and time of "Sun 5 August 2012 4:00:00 GMT". However, the actual landing on Mars time of Curiosity should have been set for the date and time of "Mon 6 August 2012 5:32:00 GMT". Also to be noted, the data here is measured in Earth days, not actual Mars sols. The Wikipedia Curiosity (rover) article gives the approximate number of current Mars sols, and Earth days, Curiosity has been active since its landing, but you need to purge the page first to ensure accurate numbers. The real time number of Martian sols clock, however, can be found on the Mars Clock by James Tauber website.

[12] Pre-Curiosity Mars rover era.

[13] Ibidem.

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